Saturday, April 07, 2007

Out and About with 34G's



Our country has turned into a Christian version of Saudi Arabia. Instead of burkas, girls wear those annoying, oversized dress-like blouses. You cannot tell if a woman is hot or not anymore without actually getting them naked. Just a couple of years ago we saw every girl in America wearing belly shirts and ultra low-rise jeans that almost showed off their "special place." It's time to bring sexy back. I'm showing off where ever I go, funerals, nurseries, whatever. Who's with me and wants to see the return of hot bodies on display?

Friday, March 30, 2007

What, exactly, is "Big"?



So, I am asked this question all the time-What is considered a big dick? The answer-"depends." No, I am not copping out of answering. it depends on 5 things:

1)The woman. Every woman is different. I know women with whom a 4 inch partner is way too much and I know women who don't even wince at a footlong.

2)The woman's mood/menstral cycle/arousal level. Those same women that I mentioned in #1 are capable of switching roles in an instance depending on WHEN you ask them. It's a crap shoot but a size queen could like something smaller if you catch at at the right time.

3)Length versus girth. It's the pencil-dicked guy who is 10 inches long that feels he has bragging rights in our society while the Coke can-thick man with the 4 incher may feel inferior. Well that's WRONG. Ask any woman-girth beats length any day and it's time you learn this. I have had thin-dicked guys who are 14 inches long and they didn't get me off nearly as much as those packing a 5-inch thick and a 5-inch long.

4)Foreplay. Make a girl cum before you even put it in and size no longer matters.

5)You. If you act like a dick then most women don't care about your dick. There will always be a man whose BIGGER, you cannot control that. But you can control if YOU are BETTER. Most women see the personality more than the person. Work on being an attentive lover, a giving person and a man of passion and the women will line up for you.

Shalom,

Daphne

Friday, March 23, 2007

The Daphne Workout Routine


Okay, you think your tough? Well can you handle the Daphne workout plan? First you have to stretch, then do some medium-impact aerobics warm-up and, finally, get busy with the heavy lifting-carrying around the 41 inches on the top and the 41 inches on the bottom...lol. Get sweating, guys!!!

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Monday, June 05, 2006

What Liberal Media?

90% of soldiers believe Saddam caused 9/11? Bush's gay lifestyle and affair with Condi? No more Geneva Convention? If you still think the media is liberal then I'll have what you're smoking. The premise of a liberal media has always been flawed for one reason: Media are corporately owned. Employees of a company don't run amuck. But here are some headlines that are not making the rounds from the corporate-owned "news" outlets:

*Developing-Prez Marriage on Rocks, Condi Affair
*Bush's Secret Gay Lifestyle
*Bar Association Unanimously Agrees to Investigate Bush
*Pentagon to Drop Geneva Convention
*Administration Barely Enforcing Medical Privacy Laws
*90% of Military Believe Saddam Caused 9/11
*Rolling Stone mag: Was the 2004 Election Stolen?

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Daphne's Lists (because I'm Bored)

Best TV of the 2005-2005 season:
  1. The Sopranos, HBO (still the reason why television was invented)
  2. Battlestar Galactica, Sci-Fi
  3. The Boondocks, Cartoon
  4. Justice League Unlimited, Cartoon
  5. 24, Fox
  6. The Office, NBC
  7. Weeds, Showtime
  8. The L Word, Showtime
  9. The Unit, CBS
  10. Entourage, HBO

Best Videogames of 2006 (so far)

  1. Call of Duty 2, XBox 360
  2. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfare, XBox 360
  3. Black, Playstation 2
  4. New Super Mario Bros., DS
  5. Brain Age, DS
  6. Fight Night Round 3, XBox 360
  7. Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, XBox 360
  8. The Movies, PC
  9. Star Wars: Empire at War, PC
  10. Princess Peach, DS

Hottest Hollywood Babes

  1. Michelle Rodriguez
  2. Jamie-Lynn Siegler
  3. Jamie Pressley
  4. Sophia Bush
  5. Angelina Jolie
  6. Charlize Theron
  7. Penelope Cruz
  8. Jessica Alba
  9. Anne Hathaway
  10. Lois Griffin

Best Comic Book Titles of 2006 (so far)

  1. The Ultimates
  2. Daredevil
  3. Infinite Crisis
  4. Astonishing X-Men
  5. Green Arrow
  6. Y The Last Man
  7. Hard Time
  8. All-Star Superman
  9. Noble Causes
  10. Ex Machina

Best Candidates for 2008's Presidential Election (barring a scandal involving sex with dwarves)

  1. John Edwards
  2. Pete Camejo
  3. Wesley Clark
  4. Joe Biden
  5. Al Gore
  6. Bill Richardson
  7. Elliott Spitzer
  8. Barack Obama
  9. Jon Stewart
  10. Anyone but Hilliary

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Still Like Bush? You Need Help.

The lastest polls put Bush's numbers somewhere between the high 20's and the low 30's. I find this incredibly high for someone who is not only a failure as a "war president" but as a conservative.
There are two reasons and two reasons only why almost a third of the nation still approves of this corporate shill: 1) They are neither conservative or Republican but Bushists whose only ideology is whatever Bush wants it to be and 2) The more popular reason-they cannot admit they are wrong.
It's hard to admit you are wrong. I was the world's BIGGEST Republican until 2003 when we went into Iraq. The rationale didn't make sense and too many citizens where getting blacklisted for questioning the President (Dixie Chicks, Janeanne Garofalo, Bill Maher, etc.) and I didn't like what Bush was making this great nation into-debtor nation with no checks-and-balances.
I came of age under the Gingrich revolution-where small, unintrusive government, budget surpluses, government accountability and protectionist MADE-IN-THE-USA trade policies were the conservative norm. It was tough leaving my political party in 2003 but Republicans left there values behind for inconsistent, destructive policies. The party left real conservatives behind in favor of Bush's shortsighted whims.
It's hard to admit a mistake, something that Bush rarely does. But learning from mistakes is what makes us grow as adults. I cannot tell you who a better alternative is, Democrats are barely better. But getting the GOP back to its Roosevelt/Lincoln roots may be the political challenge we need to make this generation. This can only happen if you first admit that you are wrong on Bush.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Tab, Fanta, Sunkist-welcome back

These old-school soft drinks are back on the market after falling off the radar in the 80's. I was wondering what other old-school products should come back. I wish Presto Magics would come back. Remember those? You'd have a background like Return of the Jedi or Smurfs and scratch off an image with a pencil. That's the one I want back. That and Silverhawks, Voltron (the lions NOT the fake one) and Skids pants. You?

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Pro-Reverse Polygamy...

HBO's Big Love is one of the best shows on TV. Technically, Polygamy cannot really be against the law since only one marriage is valid. So I don't know why people get all up in arms about it. It's legal to have other lovers on the side so why can't you have them all under one roof? Anyway, I was wondering what it would be like if, GUYS, you were one of many husbands to one babe and, GIRLS, you were the queen bee. Comments?